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‘Idol’: Steven Tyler Quits

Steven Tyler has quit 'American Idol'

There’s a job opening at AMERICAN IDOL.

After just two seasons on the job, rocker Steven Tyler has decided to abandon reality TV and get back to making music.

In a press release handed down by Fox just moments ago, the legendary Aerosmith frontman explained his not-so-surprising decision:

“After some long…hard…thoughts…I’ve decided it’s time for me to let go of my mistress ‘American Idol’ before she boils my rabbit…I strayed from my first love, AEROSMITH, and I’m back – but instead of begging on my hands and knees, I’ve got two fists in the air and I’m kicking the cialis soft tabs door open with my band. The next few years are going to be dedicated to kicking some serious ass – the ultimate in auditory takeover…On Nov. 6, we are unleashing our new album, Music from Another Dimension on the Earth, Moon, Mars, and way beyond the stars…IDOL was over-the-top fun, and I loved every minute of it…Now it’s time to bring Rock Back. ERMAHGERD.”

Earlier today, Jennifer Lopez appeared to indicate that she too is leaving the mother of all singing shows.

Network execs have already indicated that the show will receive a major facelift for its 13th season in January.  Auditions are already underway.

The clock is ticking…


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